A measurement of Presidential Value shall be taken
of each candidate's erect penis. As it is easier
to obtain measurements of circumference rather than
radius, all volumetric formulae have been re-written
in terms of circumference. Secondly, an accurate
measurement shall be taken of each candidate's height.
We are interested in *proportional* penis size
rather than absolute penis size.
A simple method has been devised in which we cleave
the penis into two geometric sections -- a cone
(representing the head) and a cylinder (representing
the shaft) -- and calculate the volume of each piece.
Adding the two measurements yields an adequate approximation
of the volume of the entire unit.

A volumetric measurement has been chosen as the
standard for penis size rather than a simple
measurement of length. This method is more accurate
in that it takes into account penile width, which
directly affects pleasureability, and thus the
Presidency. Finally, the volume is divided by the
candidate's height, for we are interested in
determining *proportional* size. Doing so
eliminates unfair advantages
due to physical size.

The formula thus follows: